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Snow
Snow
was general all over Ireland. It was falling on every part of the dark
central plain, on the treeless hills, falling softly upon the Bog of
Allen and, farther westward, softly falling into the dark mutinous
Shannon waves. It was falling, too, upon every part of the lonely
churchyard on the hill where Michael Furey lay buried. It lay thickly
drifted on the crooked crosses and headstones, on the spears of the
little gate, on the barren thorns. His soul swooned slowly as he heard
the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like
the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead.--James Joyce, "The Dead" |
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Canto LXV
With usura hath no man a house of good stone each block cut smooth and well fitting that delight might cover their face, with usura hath no man a painted paradise on his church wall harpes et luthes or where virgin receiveth message and halo projects from incision, with usura seeth no man Gonzaga his heirs and his concubines no picture is made to endure nor to live with but it is made to sell and sell quickly with usura, sin against nature, is thy bread ever more of stale rags is thy bread dry as paper, with no mountain wheat, no strong flour with usura the line grows thick with usura is no clear demarcation and no man can find site for his dwelling Stone cutter is kept from his stone weaver is kept from his loom WITH USURA wool comes not to market sheep bringeth no gain with usura Usura is a murrain, usura blunteth the needle in the the maid's hand and stoppeth the spinner's cunning. Pietro Lombardo came not by usura Duccio came not by usura nor Pier della Francesca; Zuan Bellin' not by usura nor was "La Callunia" painted. Came not by usura Angelico; came not Ambrogio Praedis, No church of cut stone signed: Adamo me fecit. Not by usura St. Trophime Not by usura St. Hilaire, Usura rusteth the chisel It rusteth the craft and the craftsman It gnaweth the thread in the loom None learneth to weave gold in her pattern; Azure hath a canker by usura; cramoisi is unbroidered Emerald findeth no Memling Usura slayeth the child in the womb It stayeth the young man's courting It hath brought palsey to bed, lyeth between the young bride and her bridegroom CONTRA NATURAM They have brought whores for Eleusis Corpses are set to banquet at behest of usura. --Ezra Pound |
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1. Settle domestic disputes 2. Settle disputes with neighbors 3. Something constructive to do while drunk/stoned 4. Hours of fun for the kids 5. Hours of fun for the neighbors' kids 6. A big help during temper tantrums 7. Chance to be judge, jury, executioner...a big man 8. Almost like having a big penis 9. Big bonanza for gun thieves 10. Surefire way to blow your dough 11. Terrify the meter man 12. Help deal with feelings of guilt, inadequacy, rage, and other honky stuff 13. Fun to fondle...and so BIG 14. "I was totally sure it wasn't loaded, Your Honor." 15. Get yourself killed in a raid, rather than merely arrested 16. You can't always be reading great literature, right? 17. Rare chance to become a murderer, get reborn as a lab animal, etc. 18. If it's good enough for America's Nazi Party, white separatists, anti-Semites, fascist skinheads, militiamen, and Klansmen, it's good enough for me. 19. Angry white men never screw up 20. Such a comfort when depressed |
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Wingnuts
should use
spell-checkers and grammar checkers.
If you threaten me, I will hunt you down and kill you. |
